Spoiler warning!

Oddly enough, I posted this on Saturday-its Wednesday now, yet I’ve added so much since then, and I’m still obsessed. I’m going to see the movie again on Saturday or something. XD

My friend invited me to go and see the new Batman movie “The Dark Knight” with her. Obviously I agreed, I’d been wanting to see it forever. And I really don’t like Batman…I wanted to see it because I thought it might be funny…well it was, but it was more of a suspense type of thing. I loved it! All of you should go on out and see it. I guarantee you will absolutely love it.

My review:

This movie from the start caught my attention. It starts off with a group of masked men. Their masks are clown faces…yeah I think you know where this is going. Unfortunately, I had to go get popcorn and missed a couple minutes in the beginning.

The movie was funny at times, really it was the joker’s short lines and all. I doubt the movie was made to be much of a comedy, it was really just the joker’s character. He is SO awesome! You’ll be filled with surprise at certain parts, and you’ll love everyone in that movie, from the joker to batman a guy named Harvey…and yeah…

You’ll love The Joker’s twisted schemes, the different gadgets of Batman, the awesomeness of Harvey, and the all over perfectness of Alfred! Alfred/Michael Caine rocks!!!!

Most of all you’ll love The Joker. Heath Ledger (RIP)…WOW. He did probably the best job I have EVER seen. He looked nothing like himself, sounded nothing like himself. In no way did he resemble himself. AT ALL. That really is true acting. And I’ve only seen it once. (referring to statement above.)

I just love him! He worked so hard. Poor him…
He did a fantastic job. He worked sooo hard on the joker. I mean some people (very few) hate it because the Joker isn’t just as he was from the comics, but I think Nolan wanted it to be more realistic. And any way, from what they gave him, Heath Ledger like created something. XD He wasn’t Heath Ledger he was this crazy, psychopath who called himself The Joker. Yup. And he wore makeup because he felt like it-he didn’t fall into a vat of chemicals. I personally prefer Nolan’s idea more than the original. XD

This movie was one that blew the minds of millions-including my own. The way in which Heath Ledger played The Joker (I swear it seems like he was ‘The Joker’ for his whole life…) was stunning. I believe it really helped the movie out. I saw the previews…and I noticed how good he alone was. The simple snippets from the trailer alone made me want to see it. Yes, I admit i thought besides that, it would be stupid and cheesy. NO WAY. It was so good!

Totally awesome quotes and stuff… (from the movie):
Harvey Dent: You’re Alfred, right?
Alfred Pennyworth: That’s right, sir.
Harvey Dent: [about Rachel] Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?
Alfred Pennyworth: Oh, you have no idea.

[the Joker and his thugs burst into a Gotham ball]
The Joker: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We’re tonight’s entertainment.

[taking out a joker card and setting it on the table]
The Joker: Here’s my card.

[the Joker holds Rachel over the edge of a building]
Batman: Let her go.
The Joker: Ooh… very poor choice of words.
[laughs as he lets go]

Alfred Pennyworth: Will you be wanting the Batpod, sir?
Bruce Wayne: In the middle of the day, Alfred? Not very subtle.
Alfred Pennyworth: The Lamborgini, then? Much more subtle!

Batman: Why do you want to kill me?
The Joker: I don’t want to kill you. What would I do without you? You complete me.

The Joker: This city deserves a better class of criminal and I’m gonna give it to them. You’ll see. I’ll show you.

The Joker: Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.

Gotham National Bank Manager: The criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in? What do you believe in!
The Joker: I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger.

Gordon: Because he’s the hero that Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now… and so we’ll hunt him… because he can take it… because he’s not a hero… he’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector… a Dark Knight…

Ok I loved:
a: Heath Ledger/The Joker
b: Aaron Eckhart/Harvey Dent (I believe in Harvey dent too! [directed to Bella])
c: Michael Caine/Alfred
d: Gary Oldman/Gordon
e:Christian Bale/Batman/Bruce Wayne
f: Morgon Freeman/Lucius Fox
g: Cillian Murphy/The Scarecrow (made a cameo appearance-he’s in Batman Begins though)

I give it a full-on 5/5! Yay!

Other Stuff

I believe in Harvey Dent! Wahaha!

The Joker has an awesome green suit... ^__^ (tight stuff doesn't always work for Batman..)

Links:

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Try to look for every link you can on each page. Its really entertaining. Like when you go onto ibelieveinharveydent.com there’s a link but its hard to see since there are so many scribbles and stuff. Hehehe